steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.

I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.

by caring. loving. October 13, 2009

Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)

I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.

by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010

wet steak

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he is taking a dump.

She gave me a wet steak this morning while I dropped a huge one.

by pizzadahutt August 14, 2009

Ghetto steak

slice of watermelon

my nigglet friend invited me over for ghetto steak dinner and we all had a slice of watermelon

by triplej1974 September 8, 2013

West Virginia Steak

In West Virgina,a Balogna samich

Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"

by Adrian123 June 28, 2007

marinated steak tartar

Dipping your cock in a woman’s blood infested hooch and using the blood covering your cock as lubricant to ass fuck the hell out of her. Once ejaculation is complete, you force your cock into her mouth to cleanse it of the blood/shit /cum mixture.

Last night I served up a marinated steak tartar to your mom. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 25, 2004

steak n' dinner

To have sex. (i.e. stick a dick in her)

Dude, I had steak n' dinner last night and it was good.

by uniquewordsforever February 12, 2010