Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

by zerek44 April 19, 2010

Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

Sowpey Sopey Soapy Sowpe Sope Soap

soap

wiff Sowpey Sopey Soapy Sowpe Sope Soap i con wosh meself

by Idk how to use my Peeyano July 12, 2024

soap

soap is a block of some stuff and when applied to the human body turns into a bubbly piece of shit also this disintegrates

for some reason soap is also used to clean your body.

Mario:hi im dirty
luigi take this soap youll become cool
Mario:yahoo

by Patcatisrad April 5, 2022

Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.

"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."

by hairydolphin217 May 20, 2020

Soap

Someone with whom you have a strong sexual attraction and level of sexual interaction, but that you generally don't get along with otherwise. Someone who is largely incompatible with you in every way other than sexual. A very casual sexual partner
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.

See: Soaping, Soaper

Person A: Are you inviting Jackson to hangout with us?
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.

by Snoman Melting January 19, 2023