China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.

Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008

Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.

Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"

by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009

Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009

natural spring bomb

Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.

Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!

by B$$ May 15, 2007

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020