5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

Reverse Glazing

Reverse glazing=When you are known for doing something that is good but as soon as you do something wrong people hate your guts.

Example of reverse glazing last week, Person#1 gave me money. This week, he is a piece of garbage. As you can see here, the person only appreciates him because he does the right thing, but when he or she messes up, everybody hates him.

by ghost123987654 December 4, 2024

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.

“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”

by nassenma August 7, 2022

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

get glazed

Get Glazed (v.) to add a luminous healthy glow to the skin so that it resembles glass

I want flawless, hydrated and glossy skin. I need to get glazed

by MUA5672 July 14, 2022

Glazing

The action of ejaculating an excessive amount and covering the whole room in a glaze of semen.

Oh my god Mark you can’t keep glazing in your room, it’s so hard to clean up!

by Child Pornographer April 27, 2021