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brain rust

A term given to someone who doesn’t use so it goes unused/rusty.

This is used as an insult, basically calling someone dumb. Often used for people who value feelings and opinions over logic and reality.
Person 1 - “Does this novel have pictures in it?”

Person 2 - “bro, you have brain rust”

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Person 1 - “You can’t use the word ‘fat’ it’s offensive
Person 2 - “I think you’ve got some brain rust bro”
by Sav 7 May 24, 2023
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brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.
I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam
by The Postatron 3000 March 20, 2010
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Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.
George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.
by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009
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Corona Brain

someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry
by moonshinersRus April 21, 2020
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Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
by jaikomodo December 10, 2021
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brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.
I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.
by CalamityJain November 24, 2018
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whale brain

Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.

In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.

The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.

There is currently no known cures for the disorder.

SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.

This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014
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