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Trailer Park Nails

Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.

Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."

Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
mugGet the Trailer Park Nailsmug.

red toe nails

by 123124239068476093 December 24, 2021
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nail through an olive

A nail through an olive is a symbol for only one. The one. The only being on this earth wise yet wretched enough to have slain the stubbornness that is of the moon. The only Pat to have patted the gotten. The only to have got it down pat. I repeat, got it down pat.
Bitch its my birthday so olive juice or crocodile tears? Yeah, fucking nailed it. Like, you know, a nail through an olive.
by babymoon88 September 12, 2021
mugGet the nail through an olivemug.

Hits the nail on the cherry

When the marijuana affects the smoker of it in such a way that it fulfills their high ideals.
This strain really hits the nail on the cherry.
by The Degenerate Rat May 4, 2021
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toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022
mugGet the toe nail clippersmug.

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.
As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.
by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010
mugGet the British door nailmug.

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
mugGet the stoned at the nail salonmug.

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