The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

muddy o-0-o-0-o

when a loner uses mudd or clay or playdoe to form a penis and fill it with ice tea to drink out of and the stuff that cums out is called the muddy ooooo

demi was drinking alot of muddy ooooo last night

by demi February 16, 2004

Muddi

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. also likes to wear alot of gold.

Muddi also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"

Where is muddi? Instead of "where is the chick magnet

by Perå December 12, 2016

Muddy Dragon

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.

Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.

by muddydragon June 14, 2025

Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"

I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!

by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Muddy

Muddy; an adjective for the environment after two males participate in anal sex. Mark zuccaberg was feeling extra fruity on a sunday afternoon. He decided to visit a gay bar to please his sexual fantasies about gay love. As he arrived, he was immediately aroused by the thrusting motion of the male strippers. He emptied his wallet to one specific stripper; his name was chad. Later on, mark and chad both pounded eachothers butts. The room was muddy after they were done.

After mark and chad were done, the room was muddy.
Chad- damn, this room is muddier than a pig sty!
Mark- mmm i love a muddy room, better than aromatherapy!

by Maximum girth August 6, 2021