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The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
mugGet the The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peelermug.

muddy o-0-o-0-o

when a loner uses mudd or clay or playdoe to form a penis and fill it with ice tea to drink out of and the stuff that cums out is called the muddy ooooo
demi was drinking alot of muddy ooooo last night
by demi February 16, 2004
mugGet the muddy o-0-o-0-omug.

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.
Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.
by splashy daddy January 14, 2019
mugGet the muddy buddiesmug.

Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.
Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.
by SpecialKray December 13, 2022
mugGet the Muddy Goatmug.

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls
Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
mugGet the muddy Mussolinimug.

Muddy

Yo bro I'm feeling muddy”
by Aye_key February 13, 2022
mugGet the Muddymug.

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
by Gaychel July 1, 2015
mugGet the The big muddy rivermug.

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