Mitch Daniels

A tiny little man that fits inside most shirt pockets.

Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.

Citizen: Mr. Daniels, how do you propose we pay for (INSERT ANYTHING)?

Mitch Daniels: PRIVATIZE IT!

by Shackle O'Deal June 21, 2011

mitchell kiss

an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure

#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"

2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"

by Anonymouseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2010

Mitchell Roberts

A snitch. Will get bashed to steal your girl. will treat you like a princess. Gay cunt that shaves his legs. Gym boys. Fucks his own mum (wendy)

Stop being a Mitchell Roberts

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Mitchell Jones

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.

Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.

by Robert is second best! July 29, 2020

Pulling a Mitchell

When you do something so incredibly gay, people automatically assume your name is Mitchell.

Dude, did you see John Pulling a Mitchell? He's so gay!!

by SpookyBoi69 October 22, 2017

Micheal

Micheal’s are very strong, talented, smart, and good in both the class rooms and in the street. They are very loving and can really show devotion and love for the lucky woman/girl that he can call his. Micheal’s are very independent and can get very jealous and protective at times. They are known to have short tempers but once you get to know them they can be helpful, loyal, caring, and amazing in every way. Once he has his eyes on someone he has eyes for only that one person and is dedicated and funny as well. Micheal’s(despite thier short tempers, protectiveness, and wierd humor) are amazing people that are the best friends and boyfriends to have as well

They will take care of you and will also be ready to figt for you no matter the time or place and will always be there for you in the hard times.

I’m so lucky to have Micheal as my best friend, I can really count on him

I love Micheal because he is so caring and talented

by Mikeal_246& July 6, 2018

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020