Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022

Milk pistol

A man's penis.

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018

Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

demon milk

It’s milk but from a demon

I heard there’s demon milk sale

by Demon Milk January 3, 2021

Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009

Cocky milk

Nesquik chocolate milk that you stir with your cock

“Want some cocky milk?”
“What’s that?”

“Chocolate milk that I stirred with my dick.”

by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021