Lavender marriage

A marriage that is in lavender

Tyler: Hey what happened to Cindy last night

Josh: I lavender marriaged that bitch

by Wendigooner March 26, 2024

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

Child marriage

Marrying a child

Child marriage is legal in the Muslim world

by 459395 June 6, 2023

Mixed Marriage

In Central Scotland this equates to a marriage between a Roman Catholic and a Protestant, unlike in other parts of the World where it might relate to more important stuff.

I do not understand why you hate xxxxxxx but I am the result of a mixed marriage.

by John_meffen June 12, 2018

great-grandniece-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Marriage

The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.

Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023