by No country for old boys November 25, 2021
Get the marriagemug. It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Open Marriagesmug. The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,
Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 16, 2022
Get the Marriagemug. 
Get the grandnephew-by-marriagemug. Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandnephew-by-marriagemug. The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.
Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Marriagemug. Niece-in-law (only spouse's niece).
My niece-by-marriage is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021
Get the niece-by-marriagemug.