marko

he is such a bitch is weird has no respect for others and doesnt care about other peoples opinions

i hate marko

by soccer master 123 October 28, 2019

Marksmen

To be a close friend

cullen is my homie, therefore he's my marksmen.

by Cameron McFadden November 2, 2006

skid marks

is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.

tip:
wipe front to back. ------>

eww, joey what are ya doin? dont fuck marla she has skid marks!

by catlisslatoy vulgarity101 Inc. April 3, 2009

skid marks

Bro, that is one nasty damn skid mark on that device of yours.

Dude, did you see the skid marks on that device we just used?

by Zsal September 24, 2018

Markour

The act of following a gay-kid around while he does stupid gay jumpy shit.. also known as parkour. While following him you try to look equally gay while attempting these flippy things.

@:hey man what you doing today
&:I'm gonna do some markour
@:Oh wow... you are a fag.

by Blasar October 28, 2008

Marko

A gay man with a horrible haircut that makes his forehead huge. Marko’s are oddly fond of their semen and like to collect it in a clear plastic bag. They freeze it. Marko’s usually have an article of clothing that they where on a daily basis no matter the weather. The article of clothing usually contains a zipper. Marko’s are a weird clan.

Person I: That guy is a little weird
Person 2: Yeah he has a HUGE forehead and a bad haircut
Person 3: Must be a Marko

by margarinebutterfluff69 May 2, 2018

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006