A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
Get the Mall Cat mug.Like a stellite mall or a corner mall or mini mall.
Pod just gives more of a clustery, other worldly feel.
Like the famous line from "Bill and Teds Excellant Adventure"
"Strange things are afoot down at the Circle K"
Pod just gives more of a clustery, other worldly feel.
Like the famous line from "Bill and Teds Excellant Adventure"
"Strange things are afoot down at the Circle K"
by Silsurf June 10, 2004
Get the pod mall mug.An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.
Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
by zRxvr March 27, 2022
Get the dead mall mug."The town's annual mall competition was a huge success, with participants from all over the region competing for the title of champion."
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
Get the Mall mug."The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
by Dear god why August 6, 2016
Get the shopping town mall mug.by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022
Get the Mall crawlin mug.by Posersmustdie July 28, 2022
Get the Mall Metal mug.