Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Mail Cuz Sin

A cousin who is sent through the mail, whether digital or real life, who proceeds to commit sinful acts, usually of a sexual nature.

Damn he's a mail cuz sin

by Djchao February 5, 2022

flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope

I sent some flayl mail to my bf

by 101north February 2, 2017

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

black mailing

black mailing is basically mailing a black dude across the country

“hey! i just black mailed my old friend eddy!” black mailing

by anonymous February 11, 2022