brick mail

Brick mail is any letter or note attached to a brick, stone or heavy object and delivered by throwing through the window of or at recipient's home, business, car, etc.

Guy 1: I know they got my party invitation. I brick mailed it to them.
Guy 2: What's brick mail?
Guy 1: Brick mail is where I throw a brick with a note attached through their front window.

I know you got my message. I sent via brick mail, cider block class.

by LSam December 24, 2020

mailed

The of feeling rejection after being rejected by the volunteer editors at the Urban Dictionary.

I tried to coin a meme but they mailed me....

I'm going to have to work this one my etymology for this meme, it is not getting past front door, I got mailed....

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by I already published with you? May 21, 2020

Mail this fucker outa here

To get somebody to where they gotta be going to or need to get to.

Me-He needs to get his job tomorrow
Friend-So then mail this fucker outa here then,adios

by The NewJoker March 16, 2016

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014