toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

MAILS

This is an acronym that means by "My Ass Is Lazy Syndrome". This word is used to get out of your work or school.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.

Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.

EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.

by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

Mail-shot to the heart

The feeling of disappointment when someone realizes the truth after being scammed by a broad-marketing message from an Instagrammer-Scammer and fallen for it, fallen in love, become infatuated or believed it to be real when it was in fact a scam and they have been a victim.

Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.

by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022