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Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
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Wal-Martyr

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone
Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!
by James Oxbow February 12, 2018
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tasia & marty

They can be very disrespectful times , Marty is on a whole other level of nasty then Tasia , Tasia is a lowkey freak and Marty likes to be on some other freaky stuff . Tasia & Marty will always clown and joce together they never thought about dating . They cant stand each other at the end of the day they will always clown around together .
Tasia & Marty throwin big b’s
by biggggb’sssss November 7, 2018
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Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else
David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF
by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018
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dirty Maarten

Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr
by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020
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Nic Mcarty

Oh god, it's a Nic Mcarty!
by Nic Mcarty March 4, 2021
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Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.
Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.
by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021
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