Monster Cat

LOL! If you sad peolpe do not know what a monster cat is, then i'm not gonna bother telling you.....................LOL!! You'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever know....ha ha ha -cough- ha ha ha......

Not really, it's just a big ass cat.......who'd of whunk at 'ay?

Johnbobsmithlarryjeremysoilpantsthe3rd: dude, i just bought.................A MONSTER CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mangokiwisamcurlymojomuffincakepineapplepants: fuck right off you gay butt fuck.....

Monster Cat by sammy da sheep boy April 22, 2010

Monster Bomb 

Where you put a shit load of Pixy Sticks into a wine glass, all assorted flavors and colors. Then pour Monster energy drink into the glass and drink it quickly.

Dude what are your pouring into that wine glass?" "Monster and Pixy sticks, its a Monster Bomb

Monster Bomb by Elphee Greystone November 8, 2010

Monster Lover 

Someone who loves the drink Monster so much that they cannot live without it. If there was one thing they could marry it would be Monster. It is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.

John says, " Hey Dave I got to go my bae is calling me." Dave replies, " Who is your bae." John replies, " Monster is my bae." Dave says, "Your such a Monster Lover John".

Monster Lover by FruityPlant August 15, 2016

Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

Monster JAM by Monster Jammer May 26, 2019

Monster Cock 

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

Monster Cock by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite 

A game for the PSP so stupid it doesn't tell you what anything does so you have to look everything up. Also makes you take so long to get your hit rating up. Warning: Might cause suicidal thoughts or broken PSP.

1: Dude I broke my PSP
2: What? How? What Happened?
1: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite happened.

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite by Zeide October 20, 2009

Monster High

Love Live but its complete cancer with a pH level of 14

Monster High is basic as fuck and its so bad

Monster High by nicoyazawa November 28, 2020