Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.

'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'

by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019

Max

Almost definitely a nonce.

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.

by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019

Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.

Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up

by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020

Max

10/10 better than shemayah

Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah

by The Handmade Hero April 2, 2019

Max

A fucking idiot who is lonely and uses people with mind games and last name usually starts with m and ends with 2 S

Your acting like a Max right now

by Max sucks April 4, 2019

Max

Max Tyler is one of those people who just can't shut up. He constantly talks and has a tendancy to shush people for just standing there. What an asshole

Look at that Max, what an asshole

by Fartman McFartersons April 20, 2018