Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.
"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011
refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
by Christobon December 19, 2007
While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth.
by ballcuzzi May 05, 2005
by Sapphire X January 04, 2005
Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.
Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
by M.Doyle September 29, 2007
When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."
We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
by Dgoes October 15, 2009