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Lily

Fuckin pornhub actor who fucks people for real like she fucked Mr laurent
I am lily
by Pornstarssssss January 10, 2019
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Lily

Lily is a beautiful kind and generous lady, she doesn't judge others for who they are. Lily's are very kind and caring and would always look out for you, if you know a lily keep her she's special, a lily is normally a tall and intelligent girl who is ginger, their hairs will glisten under the sun and their beautiful green eyes sparkle, Lilys are definitely some of the most beautiful girls there are, if you know a lily likes you I wouldn't waste your chance, they are the most sweetest girls you would meet, I am very lucky to have a lily in my life very close to me, I love a good old funny creative lily!
Megan: omg she's so beautiful
Bob: look how she flips her hair, she's so sassy
Simon: she would never notice me, shes so beautiful and kind
Chloe: well of course she's amazing! She's a Lily!

Bob: ohh thats pretty obvious!
Simon: well lily's are very kind maybe she will notice me!
Megan: go talk to her!
by Lily'sarebeautifulneville February 10, 2019
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Lily

Megan- Omg I totally got spooned last night!
Brian' Yeah dude someone let lily loose!
Megan- Eeeeew!
by USAACALI4EVA November 13, 2009
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Lili

"Lili was with twelve men last night."
by Cmp02 October 25, 2016
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Lily

Lily is poggers, lily is very very pogchamp, Lily’s favorite thing to do in her free time is make corny pickup lines also did I mention she is poggers
Lily: do you like Star Wars wars? Cause Yoda the only one for me
Person 2:*SWWOOONNN*
by Hahahahahjdbdudb April 29, 2021
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Lily

A woman that that has Narcissistic and Psychopathic behavior. Usually well educated, Ivey leave. Acts like she is really smart, but is a joke to her Ivey friends. All her friends are fake, does not have real relationships with her cousins and family members.

Your relationship:
1. At the beginning of your relationship, she is nice, sweet, attentive. She's like a dream girl! Once deep into the relationship, she makes jabs at you to make you insecure. These small jabs become viscious attacks on you and the things you care most about like family and friends.
2. She tells you your friends and family are bad for you. Isolating you from them
3. Tells you she will improve your life and make it better. "Elevate your life", smooz you
4. The put-downs are to control you and make you feel insecure, later fearful.

5. Flips out about the smallest things, and makes you live life stressed and fear.
6. Takes control over your finances.

7. Takes control over your parents finances, puts thier house under her name.
8. Manipulates the police and judges and acts like the victim. Just like a "Karen"
9. Uses lethal power just to strong-arm you.
10. When you realize she is doing this, she will start hurting her own child/children, just to try to get to you.

The funny thing is she tries her best, but still can't take control and becomes even more crazy . Will she end up killing someone? Probably
A. Hey Sammy, I saw the message on FB you are divorced, what happened?

B. Yeh, ex-wife was a Lily

A. Ooooh sh___t! I'm so sorry!.

*Hugs
Let me know, if you need any support man. Let's make sure she doesn't hurt you even more.

Good thing you are divorced!

A. Yes, I had to block her calls... she's a whack job.
What a loser.
by K@YJ@y May 15, 2021
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Lily

Lily is a little queer alien that loves her dads cheesey dick he dad bathes with her and loves touching Lily’s mates
Lily’s dad said hey lily want a bath
by 🍁🐴❌🔪🔫 April 27, 2020
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