library effect

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.

After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.

by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

Liban Challenge

A challenge inspired by Liban, one in which a guy's friends pick out a girl for the guy to randomly talk to and acquire a number.

Note: This challenge is extremely intense and should not be attempted by the weak-minded and must be

Liban performs the Liban Challenge on a girl he had Foundations of Technology with in High School for a semester. He walks up to the girl, says hi, girl walks by and ignores him. CHALLENGE FAILED.

by Master of Challenges September 18, 2012

library bitch

the scary old lady in the library that yells at you for moving a computer screen a lil bit. she probably has a penis.

Oh no i dont think so young man! You are going to move this computer back around, and you're out of here. You are making the library inneficient, and you cant talk because work is to be done individually! Wanna give me a blowjob?

That woman's a library bitch!

by the librarian hater February 14, 2007

Rosie Lebnan

Normally she is a lesbian who sucks at maths and sleeps with the teacher to get good marks. She is a real loser who lives rosellas and will have sex with them. some people think she is the sex but not many agree.

'Your such a Rosie Lebnan'
'What?'
'You know you sleep with the teacher to get good marks'

by scottieboy11adadafafa April 4, 2009

Libations

A Sex act where a girl, usually but not nesisarily wareing leather chaps and a wip, has sex with six guys in an old un-painted 16 foot aluminum rowboat on a small pond, in upstate New York, while waving sparklers in the air with both hands, trying to impress her co-workers who are standing at the edge of the pond drinking beer, and wishing they never came to the party.

Girl: "So i'm having a party this forth of July. Who wants to come?"

Crickets!

Girl: "I got fire works, ah... it will be fun!"

Even more akward silence.

Girl: "The'll be libations there!, yeah well do Libations!"

Me... after she Leaves upset "I'll never be able to look at her again, 6 guys in a rowboat with sparklers, Damn! I kinda would want to see that."

co-worker: "No, No you wouldn't. Trust me."

by Hotbrains August 5, 2008

library nazi

A person who is pedantic in library rules.

Your mom is a library nazi!

by Hammond March 27, 2005

Librarian

Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.

Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar.

I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.

by coltrane3456 October 8, 2009