Left Turn

1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.

1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!

by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009

left 4 dead

Pretty much a fucking beta test that Valve made everyone do so they could get left for dead 2 right. I payed $50 to be a fucking guinea pig. The down loadable content the promised is going to be on the second game. So what should have been free is now gonna cost prob another 50 bucks. Left 4 dead is now filled with annoying people who do not give a fuck about the game anymore so they just team kill you and your team and then kill themselves. Also has a lot of people that join games and then leave randomly. Cool game when it started, but now it is fucking shit.

Annoying prick: I think I am going to go play left 4 dead and kill my own team and piss everyone off.

by Peopleplz June 9, 2009

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

Left of Ways

when 2 or more cars stop at an intersection, and you envoke the right of ways, letting the car to your right pass, but the car to your right waits until you go instead. very irritating if you're a polite driver trying to get somewhere fast

geez, someone held me at the stop sign. i let him go, but he pulled a Left of Ways and wouldn't go until i did!!

by Dstick March 2, 2007

left over hair

your hair style from the previous night after sleeping on it, waking up, and realizing you're too lazy to fix it or do it again so you just go with it.

"I have to do my hair.. poo"
"I'm not.. i'm just gonna go with my left over hair."

by Yerbua June 7, 2009

Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

left field leftovers

the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking

Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.

by smokeweedeveryday420toke-it-up February 14, 2013