Kurt

Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo

bakit ba kase kailangan ng Jokes? joke joke joke ayan Kurt hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

by @xsky July 17, 2022

Kurt

Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!

"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"

"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"

by osteoarthritis March 11, 2022

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

Kurt Cobainer

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.

Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after

by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023

Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.

Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023

Kurt

A squeamish little bitch who enjoys too much video games and not enough outdoors. He aspires to do something with his life one day but we all know it will never happen.

This is my friend Kurt

by shdjdjdjksksksisidjjdjsjsjdjdj August 31, 2025