july 9

national reverse cowgirl day;)

danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))

by ReVvErSeCoWgIiRl October 16, 2019

July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!

Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!

by The Guardian Angel October 15, 2019

July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.

“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil”

by crackheadcrackdad October 16, 2019

Thousand Julys

A female orgasm; a reference to a Third Eye Blind song by the same name

"When you come, it's like a thousand julys."

by Youareme1988 June 8, 2009

July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!

by keep!+honest July 26, 2016

Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.

"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."

by chachigonnafukyamum June 17, 2018

Julie and the Phantoms:

Julie and the Phantoms aka JATP is a Netflix show that represents a teenage drama and musical series. Netflix has been nice enough to provide us this beautiful creation that Kenny Ortega has made.

Julie and the Phantoms

JATP fans: hey Netflix we have a question?
Netflix: Hey what is it?
JATP fans: WE WANT SEASON 2 of Julie and the Phantoms, WE WANT IT NOW, please?
Netflix: I'll make you wait til next year hahahhaahahahaha
2021 arrives
JATP Fans: We waited a year what now
Netflix: be patient

Julie and the Phantoms:

by Ashley Gillepsie January 13, 2021