july 1

seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger

July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger

by daddymaster420 October 15, 2019

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July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!

Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!

by The Guardian Angel October 15, 2019

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July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.

“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil”

by crackheadcrackdad October 16, 2019

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July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.

You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!

by Your welcome2 July 23, 2021

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July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!

by keep!+honest July 26, 2016

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