Jordan

The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!

Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom

by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a boy who can never be defeated in stuff like basketball,football,swimming and gaming etc.....Jordan is always the one who gets the most hot chick in school or other places

OMG.....here Jordan is , come on guys lets get outta here or else our girlfriends will get taken away by him

by The on who wrote this September 18, 2017

Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay

that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.

by fuck whoever took my name May 21, 2018

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018