ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008

Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011

johnson out

When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.

On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.

by Yoyooyoto February 26, 2019

Jig Johnson

Jig John for short, is a discreet way in which to reference illegal drugs, usually marijuana.

"Hey man, let's go see ol' Jig Johnson."

"Groovy, man."

by Capt. Commy July 5, 2008

Jayden Johnson

A very gorgeous,funny,cute,etc.. And just a great person all around

Mason: are you going to hang with Jayden Johnson

Shane: hell yea I am

by I’m short September 28, 2017

Carl Johnson

yo nigga CJ from groove street

Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.

by notsoname March 10, 2020