The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
Get the Vinnie Jonesmug. A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. a big fucking youtube clout chaser wanna be with no friends other than his squad of 7,
he only likes to play playstation and is horny 24/7
he only likes to play playstation and is horny 24/7
by epicgamerjoe October 2, 2019
Get the Lewis Jonesmug. When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
Get the Pulling a Jonesmug. Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
Get the Justice Jonesmug. Ben Jones is the most trending and popular music artist in Cairns Australia. He is notoriously known for his hit songs Anxious and Give Me Your Love
by Ben Jones Cairns July 17, 2021
Get the Ben Jonesmug.