jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011

Jewishmas

If you celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas, it's the period of time between the first day of Hanukkah and until Christmas day.

the afternoon of 12/20 until the afternoon of 12/25, that is Jewishmas. (after that is just called the end of Hanukkah).

by my awesome words December 27, 2011

Jeirish

A jewish-irish person

Tim: dude what the heck is that!?
Dave: that's a Jeirish man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.

by Lord Scrototurd April 17, 2013

jewish navel

Cum in someone's nose and it shoots out the other nostril

Last night I gave Maddy a Jewish navel

by amoreno14 November 11, 2014

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

Jarish

Jarish is someone who has really good teeth.

"I bet his name is Jarish he has really good teeth!"

by MeowSquirrul May 29, 2017