Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020
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When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.
1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...
by THELAXBRO27 February 22, 2011
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Loving someone so hard hurts

This really isn't a word it more than that but im here to speak about what some people do for someone they love but in quotes
Words from a friend- I wear uncomfortable clothes to please your wandering eyes
My words- I let you touch me,I was a whore for you, what did i gain from it i ask my self, nothing but fall harder for you
My words- Why act like you love me when you dont..?
Loving someone so hard hurts
by Simp4Xion January 21, 2022
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Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.
Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*
by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020
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When you´re stiff and your back hurts.
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.
by Sweden04 January 23, 2023
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A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
by Mack is hot April 19, 2022
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