glistening end

The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).

Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.

by legsy11 November 6, 2008

bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

Piss-end

Australian slang for a person animal or thing with a low rank. It is thought to have a link to the metric system as the suffix of the word end suggest a start and end. The antonym is piss-start. The word was originated on a live radio interview when a radio host called another journalist who did not have access to big stars a piss-end.

That guy is a total piss-end. If he keep working hard one day he'll be a piss-start like me.

by HelloKittyXX00 September 13, 2016

The Safari End

If anything has an end, it's the Safari End. Even if there is two ends, both are called the Safari End.

Richie Benaud: 'Here comes Warnie ripping it up from the Safari End, getting plenty of boom kitsa too isnt he Chaps!'
Chaps: 'Ohh mate ... cchht'.

by Cchht February 12, 2014

Sloppy ending

When you pull out to finish in a sloppy joe and then offer it to your partner to eat.

Me and Agnes' love life has been stagnant lately so i gave her a Sloppy ending last night.

by 420miracle February 21, 2021

Kneb-end

Someone who is obsessive and overbearing

That Simon is a right kneb-end

by Adnaloy November 4, 2022

ffred end

The name of a road with an incorrect dead end sign where people sometimes get stuck for mysterious reasons. Popularized in the 2019 amazon.com book Not Sally and the Agents of Duck and the 2020 retro video game Nox Archaist

"let's get out of here, the was a close one, we almost got stuck at a Ffred End" Not Sally

by bob_johnson March 19, 2022