Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

by wogglebug February 5, 2021

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Spooky Paper

A tab of LSD

A piece of highly absorbant paper usually dripped with an LSD/water solution. When placed in the mouth(usually on or under the tongue) and depending on the dosage, spooky paper will cause mild body effects at low doses(-50ug), to extreme hallucinations (200ug+). Being under the influence of LSD or taking a tab of LSD is also known as "gettin spooky"

"Spookster E been coppin that spooky paper"
"Spooky paper got me fallin down the stairs"

by Spookster A June 26, 2018

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015