by parker19777 December 01, 2006
Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.
"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"
"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"
"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"
by Johnny5Aliiive January 16, 2008
Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.
by Bobby Huff July 17, 2008
When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.
My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!
by Doctor Balls McGee August 20, 2010
the act of having sex with someone, pulling out immediately before orgasm and cupping ones hands over ones penis during climax until the penis becomes ensconced in cum. wait 30 seconds, stand, flailing said penis in a circular motion while either screaming dutch helicopter or stimulating sounds made by a helicopter.
she didnt know what on earth i could do that could make the room as disgusting as possible so later on that evening i opted for the dutch helicopter.
by gdef1 January 28, 2010
by ks143 July 28, 2008
A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.
'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'
by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008