iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

IPHONE USER

The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.

90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.

Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?

by Dr!p k!ng April 21, 2024

iPhone Gangster

A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.

"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.

by Cummissioenr2am April 24, 2018

Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.

Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT

by Not_Ice March 5, 2022

iPhone creepy

1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)

2) how people recognize creepy people.

"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020