Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt

"Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!!"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018

When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.

1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011

Loving someone so hard hurts

This really isn't a word it more than that but im here to speak about what some people do for someone they love but in quotes

Words from a friend- I wear uncomfortable clothes to please your wandering eyes
My words- I let you touch me,I was a whore for you, what did i gain from it i ask my self, nothing but fall harder for you
My words- Why act like you love me when you dont..?
Loving someone so hard hurts

by Simp4Xion January 21, 2022

Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.

Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*

by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020

Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 18, 2022

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023