Hobo-Trade

When a person (usually without income) trades an item of theirs for a different item that belongs to another person (regardless of whether they are there, or not, to agree with the trade.) It is not outright theft; rather an exchange of items, even if not verbally agreed to.

"I Hobo-Traded my backpack for his blanket while he was gone all week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

hobo hit

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.

"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."

by justlo0k August 24, 2011

hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint

“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”

by faprage May 13, 2020

Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette

Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??

by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020

Rain Hobo

A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.

“Keep that door shut, it’s raining out and you don’t want the rain hobos to get in!”

by indyboy55 November 5, 2017

hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."

by emthecoed May 2, 2010

Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée

Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.

by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014