Skip to main content

hiromachu

this person is very cool and nice. i would literally d1e to meet them bcz i love them
Me:do u follow @ hiromachu on tiktok??
person: no
Me: go fy$ then
by jsnandnandnaz July 22, 2021
mugGet the hiromachu mug.

hisokasuberdriver

She’s the best Fan page ever like she’s so nice, she does trends wrong tho😭 but still she’s funny, she loves her friend I think Dayana lmao
-Have you seen hisokasuberdriver new video?

-Yes it’s probably about her friend lol

- probably or just something random
by Has hahahaha July 24, 2021
mugGet the hisokasuberdriver mug.

hisokasshavenpubejar

My favorite lexicographer (aka person who defines words)
person 1: I love hisokasshavenpubejar definitions!

person 2: they are the best.
by swaggybill August 2, 2021
mugGet the hisokasshavenpubejar mug.

hisokaskn33gr0w

She was the best user on tiktok that i followed, until she was unfortunately banned recently.
Person one: Hey you follow that one user named hisokaskn33gr0w?
Person two: Yeah their content is funny as fuck
by fintastic August 7, 2021
mugGet the hisokaskn33gr0w mug.

Hisokaism

Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.

So here are sins and prayers.

Sins

Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.

Not believing in illumi

You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.

Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.

Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
??: did you hear ?? Is in hisokaism?
??: no way, me to!
by Hisokaism August 16, 2021
mugGet the Hisokaism mug.

hisokahatepageofficial

Someone who loves illumi more than themselves
Do you know hisokahatepageofficial?

No.

You're a fucking loser then.
by Fruitycups August 21, 2021
mugGet the hisokahatepageofficial mug.

hisokahatepageofficial

Someone who loves illumi more than themselves
Do you know hisokahatepageofficial?

No.

Your a fucking loser.
by Fruitycups August 21, 2021
mugGet the hisokahatepageofficial mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email