Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

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syrian herpes

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by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

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stinky breathed horse rider. someone that backstabs you from the front & back. that person is a two faced hypocritical BITCH. he/she also puts her paws on your spouse. thinks he/she is mad cute,nigga AINT

eleanor was a hoers de herps so everyone hated her. unforunately drew fell for her becuse of her fake cute act

by mizzcha February 19, 2011

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work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

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herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 24, 2011

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