happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.

Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.

by Goldenrod June 21, 2008

happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang

when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.

by Laumas September 20, 2006

happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

Twitter-happy

You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"

Jon is the most twitter-happy person I've ever seen, he tweets about every single song he is listens to all day.

by Suaveitsme February 5, 2010

happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

Happy Slash

A Slash fiction story written as if the writer is high on drugs

"He jumped into the pool of cream rubbing it into his cheeks,
'Creamy cream cream! Then went on to lap it up'"

by Slash_Queen September 1, 2005