robert haslett

a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second

let me get a mug for robert haslett

by arvint the legend 123 October 1, 2021

Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021

johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

by karabodl February 2, 2022

corey haslett

A boy who lives in Indo and steals cars for a living we love Corey haslett

Oh there goes my car oh wait is that corey haslett ? He stinks and loves lil peep

by Indo missouri April 2, 2022

Ayden Halley

A sexy beast with a small brain and a even smaller dick

Wow ur such a ayden halley

by Saltypancake May 13, 2022

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

Dj Hamlett

Some Zennial fuck boy. Wants you to be his mommy. Porn addict can only get off to his hand. If you hurt his feelings he will have a melt down like a 2 year old...

Dj David Hamlett

Who is Dj Hamlett?

by Thefukboifinder March 12, 2025