Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla

A weirdo who tries to lure girls in through email...

A wild Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla appears!
Everyone: Simp!

by Hunter69420 April 17, 2020

Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

Jaylaliz Gonzalez

Cristian's soul mate and she is one of the most beautiful girls in the world, and she is very forgetting and likes Dora.

Jaylaliz is a girl who loves her significant other so much.

Jaylaliz Gonzalez is a girl who loves her boyfriend so much

by Veraisthebest January 31, 2022

Gonzo Melvin

When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.

"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."

by MacDintons4Life April 15, 2009

Gonzo

To write a paper for a class regardless of the fact that you are high out of your mind on some sort of strange substance.

My God! I tripped for so long that I ended up having to gonzo the paper that was due last friday.

by Chris P Crunch April 25, 2006

gonzo

when a male puts his testicles on top of the shaft of his penis and shows it to other males like the "penis-showing game" in the film WAITING

"Matt showed me his gonzo and therefore got to kick me in the ass four times"

by Mike Pissalot July 18, 2006

gonzo

Huge nosed mamal usually found with narcaleptic tendencies. Natural habitat: North Miami shopping malls and high school socials. Loves Jeefus.

see also Ant-Eater

by sharkattack February 10, 2005