by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016
Get the hitlers goochmug. Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022
Get the Gooch-lickermug. by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016
Get the santa's goochmug. When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.
Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017
Get the poopy goochmug. A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020
Get the Gooch-holemug. A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Get the Gooch Attackmug. by Nicki619 March 28, 2016
Get the Gooch poochmug.