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hitlers gooch

The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.
Go lick hitlers gooch
by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016
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Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022
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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016
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poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.
by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017
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Gooch-hole

A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020
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Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.
Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.
by Nicki619 March 28, 2016
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