Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.

by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023

goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

Golf

Give one less fuck

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being

by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 14, 2023

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golf

Game
of
life
first

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf

by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023