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pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
by Churc1070 December 21, 2019
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girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020
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badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
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glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .
by PMitrano January 14, 2016
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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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