Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

D1 Glazing

When someone keeps dickriding you for attention because their a little attention seeking cry baby bitch who posts sad shit about her/his ex 24/7.

Man that bitch named Alma is D1 glazing that guy

by 1wild3 December 3, 2023

Glazing

The activity of meat riding

Josh - “ omg Luka is the literally the goat of basketball he’s so good ,he’ the best of all time”
Me - “ nah Josh you’re glazing now you’re literally building a tree house on it”

by Ben Tapezino December 8, 2023

Glazing

when you defend someone knowing their wrong for what they doing. For example a celebrity you like a lot and talk about. Some may say that you are glazing when you do this.

This nigga glazing. Hop off my dick.

by glizzy gobbler 3000 December 13, 2023

non-glazing

Not doing the act of “meat riding” or “sucking up to someone”

Women to her friend: “Is it gay to call another women cute?”
Friend: “Hmm…I don’t know?”
Random Spectator: “That is so non-glazing!”

by LilPorkChop12 December 13, 2023

Glazed Eyes

Sign of health often accustomed with green and red.

RLGRIND glazed eyes

by Kanselier December 10, 2022

Glazing

Glazing or “glazin”, is a term used when someone is constantly making jokes at your expense or making remarks on your actions and or behavior. Another word for this is “on my dick”.

You’re glazing.

by OhhChains December 29, 2022