Fortnite

The most effective method of birth control

Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 4, 2020

Fortnite

The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.

boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"

girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"

by HadToGooglePsuedonym November 4, 2018

Fortnite

A virginity shield

girl,wanna pip pip the didlydoo

guy,pulls out Fortnite not today thought

by Freshjohnson69 November 15, 2018

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

100 player pvp soul sucker

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”

by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018

Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

Noun, Adjective

1.A plotless, pointless game made by a money- hungry group of sadistic nerds who think its “Epic” to make big buck from children wasting precious time (that could be used to save dolphins or cure cancer) on their unoriginal creation to the point of madness.
Note: Its psychologically proven to be a leading cause of insomnia and raw stupidity among 9-year olds(especially white ones.)
2.A word used to describe the most foolish of trends.
3.A crappy game that’s overhyped for dumb shit.

1. Fuck Fortnite!
2. 70% of memes are of the fortnite type.
3.Fuck Fortnite once more!

by Qaeszyxcv August 16, 2018