A military reserve that resides in Long Beach, CA, USA (Guess who was born there??). However, it isn't your average reserve. It doesn't protecc the most gold in the world, inside you would find the world's FINEST kush. 420 Blaze It Fagz!
Friend 1: "Yo, dawg, pass da boof."
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
by RuleThatEmpire July 23, 2019
Get the Fort Wentymug. How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukonmug. I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.
by QuacksO October 11, 2018
Get the Fort Lottodalemug. Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike
P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then
Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then
Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others
by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024
Get the Fort Lauderdale For Spring Breakmug. 1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
2. To snort and fart at the same time
2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013
Get the Fortedmug. by Sexymamijami August 2, 2019
Get the Fort knoxmug. without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.
by BeepBeepLettuce3590 March 12, 2021
Get the Fort Zumwalt Hope Highmug.