floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
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house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.
Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!
by Gin Callais January 21, 2021
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 28, 2025
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008
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Mythering, tell them float

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
by dictionarywriter1234 February 20, 2024
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let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you
I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.
by Orangepinks March 28, 2025
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floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.
by Anglomachican August 02, 2014
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