The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
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This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.
The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.
The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",
(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",
(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"
(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"
(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"
(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."
(Mike) *Face of shame*
(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",
(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"
(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"
(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"
(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."
(Mike) *Face of shame*
by Aderz August 21, 2011
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A sex act in which there are two men and one woman. One man gets anal sex the other oral. At any point in time after thirty seconds the person taking the rear punches the girl in the back of the head for donkey punch action as the guy getting oral withdraws from the mouth for the safety of his manhood. If the guy getting head fails to withdraw, its safe to assume he satisfies the meaning of dickless. Mainly used as a fun game. Sometimes used to get rid of the competition in a fun way!
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013
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Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.
by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006
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by Philip Crescenzo February 28, 2008
Get the flappin mug.One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.
"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
by Frankinsense July 16, 2008
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