Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

fatty mcgrip

A phrase describing:
1) a lot of one item,
2)referring to how something was done.

John: Yo, you got some coke?
Justin: hey man, i got a fatty mcgrip of it in my crib.

by Justin Winemiller January 10, 2008

Fatty-Disease

Diabetic haters possess someone to fall off their bed.

Jaké fell off his bed because of Fatty-Disease

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Fatty Pack

A fanny pack for your hat. A small stash bag that wraps around the back of open back hats (e.g. snapback, strap back, velcro back, etc.)

1. I have a $20 Bill in my fatty pack incase we need cash on the beach.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.

by L-Horny July 3, 2023

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

by wallaby44 November 11, 2015

Fatty Gay

The definition of Kieran Brooks

Person 1: hey kieran
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: You're Fatty Gay

by A non e mooose October 22, 2020