Fat Karen

(Noun / title) Any typical sad overweight white woman 35-55 years old, who imagines their past bits of minor glory as a former teen gymnast, taekwondo green belt or sold the most Girl Scout cookies one Spring once, outweigh having turned into a depressing sad, overweight cow. Often such women live their lives on social media or talking to strangers in the street, commenting on things they disapprove of, preaching unsolicited lessons.

(Also common: Fat Tina, Fat Jennifer, Fat Claire, etc.)

"I was hanging out at the mall when some Fat Karen came up to me and said I shouldn't be feeding my toddler McDonald's. She gonna try to make *ME* feel guilty, when she weighs 280 lbs because she was once a student athlete 3 decades ago?!"

by DarnellSaysBoo June 14, 2019

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fat cock

1. An Obese Rooster

2. A penis with a large girth.

1. (at the Barnyard) look at that fat cock, what's he been eating?!

2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh

it did fit, wow!

by designnathan December 12, 2008

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Fat Darrell

A "fat sandwich" made by the "grease trucks" of Rutgers University which consists of chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, and french fries with marinara sauce all on a sub roll. Sometimes server with lettuce, onion, and tomato. The sandwich was invented in 1997 by a student named Darrell Butler, who owns the rights to the recipe and the Fat Darrell name. The sandwich was named the best in the country by Maxim magazine.

When I was a freshman, I could barely finish one fat darrell, but by the time I graduated from Rutgers, I could eat two.

by fatkoq December 30, 2009

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